Top O' The Mornin' To Ya!

(or afternoon, evening, whatever)

It's St. Patrick's Day!
Unfortunatly I'm working, so I won't be drinking any green beer today.
I will be partaking of corned beef and cabbage, however--it's the special today at my restaraunt.

The "chewing out" I was expecting turned out to be not as bad as I imagined it would be. I made damn sure yesterday's close was perfect.
I had to kick ass to do it, and my overworked crew was muttering curses at me under thier breath, but results are what matter most.

Everybody's wearing green today, right?
What's that you say? You're not Irish?
Nonsense! Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day!