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Life is only what you wonder.

Thursday, July 10, 2003

Just Imagine

If we could urinate out of our index fingers. . .
  • everyone would be required to wear gloves at all times.

  • the ladies could write their names in the snow, too.

  • people would download photos of hands off the internet.

  • it would be really easy to put out small accidental fires.

  • greetings wouldn't involve shaking hands.

  • washing your hands after going to the bathroom would be very strictly enforced.

  • trips to the powder room for the ladies would be much quicker.

  • Depends would make "finger diapers" for the incontinent.

  • gloves would have little zippers at the fingertips.

  • pointing at someone wouldn't be just bad manners, it would be a crime.