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Life is only what you wonder.

Saturday, August 23, 2003

I Confess . . .

  • . . . I don't hold the door for people rushing to get to the elevator when I'm in it. I pretend I can't find the Door Open button and just let the doors close. It's terrible, I know. I just don't feel like holding the door.

  • . . I take magazines from the hairdresser and doctor's office. That's what they're there for, right?

  • . . . I hang up on telemarketers shamelessly. They call and I'm like "tell me more about it!" like I'm interested, and after they've gone on and on for ten minutes or so I just hang up.

  • . . . When I'm waiting tables I sometimes serve my guests decaf instead of regular coffee if the regular isn't fresh. If a guest has been a pain in the butt, I'll serve them extra-strong regular instead of decaf, especially late at night.
    (HA! Try getting any kind of sleep tonight without a Tylenol PM, you bitch!)
  • Ah. I feel much better now.