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Friday, August 01, 2003

I'm Not Havin' It

I stayed up too late watching TV last night and now I'm bleary-eyed, but otherwise OK.
I'm not going to be pretty at work later, though.

Speaking of late night TV, I am so sick of those commercial for the phone chat lines, 976-GIRLS (or whatever it's called). You know the ones: Sluts Women with breasts bigger than their heads, with big hair, too much make-up, more teeth than God intended and wearing next to nothing who act all suggestive and say things like "I'm waiting for your call!"
It's just gross.
And I can't believe the guys that call think a girl like that's going to be at the other end of the line. How gullible can you be?
And why don't they have chat lines for the ladies with half-naked guys dancing around? 976-BOYS or whatnot? Don't women ever call those things?

Oh, and don't get me started on those Girls Gone Wild! DVD commercials. Why would someone buy one of those? It's just women flashing their hooters! Buy a porno instead, dammit!

And then I happened to catch Jerry Springer, which I watch just to laugh at the guests.
No matter how bad my life gets, at least I can say it's not as bad as that!
Anyway, now they actually encourage the ladies to pull up thier shirts and for a "reward" you get these cheap plastic Mardi Gras beads.
Some incentive!
And you just know the ladies that do that are going to end up on a Girls Gone Wild! video at some point.

I should have popped in a movie instead ans spared myself the agony.

BTW, I saw the Missy Elliott/Madonna Gap commercial yesterday. It's the best commercial I've seen in awhile. I love it!
It makes me want run right out and buy some Gap clothing!