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Life is only what you wonder.

Friday, February 20, 2004

I Sing The Body Electric

Some inventions I'd like to see.
Unwanted Sound Filtering Earplugs - They only let you hear the things you want to hear and totally filter out the rest. "I'm not trying to hear that." takes on a whole new meaning.

Coiffure Protector - Kind of like a big clear plastic bubble that goes over your head, it protects your hairdo from wind, rain, and other elements.
Making one would be pretty easy. Not looking like a total dork when wearing one is the tricky part.

Personal Space Protector - Like a force-feild, it gives someone an electric zap when they come closer than two inches from any part of your body.

Bullshit Detector - Worn like a pager, it makes a loud, obnoxious beeping noise when someone tells outrageous lies.
Everyone would have one of these.

Morality Prompter - It automatically chimes in suggesting the right thing to do when faced with an ethical dilemma.
Kind of like your own, personal, Jiminy Cricket.

Instant Sobering Device - No more designated drivers! No matter how drunk you are, activate the device and moments later you'll be stone-cold sober. It also would have the added benefit of preventing hangovers.

Rose-Colored Glasses - Everything is beautiful and lovely when you look through them. Not to be worn while driving, operating heavy machinery, or when going out tricking.

If anyone invents any of these things, they'll be an instant millionaire.