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Life is only what you wonder.

Sunday, February 01, 2004

Super Sunday

It's Super Bowl Sunday!
Yay! Right?
Actually, no. I couldn't care less.
    The only sports I watch are:

  • Men's Gymnastics during the Olympics.
    Gymnasts have the best bodies, and they're so fexible!

  • Figure skating.
    Male figure skaters have the tightest butts in the world!
    and . . .

  • Swimming.
    Sleek, smooth, toned men wearing speedos! Yowza!
I don't care who wins, it's just eye candy.

I have only the vaguest of ideas of the rules of most sports. I couldn't tell you how they score a tennis match if I tried. I don't know a triple play from a touchdown.
The following should adequately demonstrate my sports ignorance:
A guy at work called me over to ask If I wanted to buy any "blocks" for only $5 each. I'm like, "Huh?" I had no idea what the hell he was talking about.
He pulls out this piece of cardboard that was divided into squares and it apparently involved placing a bet on what the final score was.
I said thanks, but no thanks.
I couldn't even tell you who was playing in this year's Super Bowl.
It could be the Tokyo Tigers Vs. The Portugese Piranhas for all I know.

Believe it or not, I'm OK with that.