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Sunday, May 30, 2004

In Memoriam

Memorial Day!
A day where we take the time to remember all those brave souls who died while defending this great country of ours!

What's that you say? It's not about that?
How silly of me! What was I thinking?

Maybe I'd better start over . . .

Memorial Day!
It's about cookouts! Backyard barbecues! Picnics!
Charcoal briquets! Steaks and hamburgers, cans of cold beer buried in buckets of ice!
Potato and macaroni salad, pork and beans on paper plates!
And sunshine! Can't forget the sunshine!

While most everyone is enjoying the mesquite flavor of meat cooking over hot coals and slaking their thirsts with malted beverages, it's my sacred duty to slave away in the restaurant, serving all those people who were unlucky enough not to be invited to the barbecues I mentioned above.

It's a thankless job, but somebody has to do it.

I hope everybody enjoys their day.
Have fun, have food, have sex. Have it all!

And have a weenie* for me, OK?

(*link is NOT safe for work!)