If Today Is Your Birthday . . .
From today's New York Post (So you know it has to be true):
Yes, today is my birthday.
Your Horoscope for October 22, 2004
IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
There will be many changes in your life over the coming 12 months, some good, some bad, some you are not quite sure of, but the one thing you can be sure of is that each and every one of them is designed to help you to improve and advance.
Life is not about luck.
Fate is not a lottery.
There is a well-thought-out design to your existence.
You know what this means?
Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999.
I'll be back tomorrow -- unless I'm too hung over, that is.
- P.S. Special thanxs and kisses to all of you that sent me birthday wishes!
(You know who you are.)