Rico (my puppy) was in the front yard tearing up the grass and I was calling him to come in.
G. was on the porch watching.
Me: Wonder Dog! Come here, boy!I think G's afraid I'm going to put tights and a cape on him or something.
G: His name is Rico, not "Wonder Dog"! Would you please stop calling him that?
Although come to think of it, that would make a fierce Halloween costume idea for next year.