Random Things I Was Thinking About Over My Coffee This Morning
I'm warning you now, I just woke up 15 minutes ago, so this might not be that coherent. I apologize in advance.
Before you protest, hear me out.
Go to your local drug emporium (Rite-Aid, Walgreen's, CVS, whatever) and stroll down the aisles and what do you see? Like 3 aisles devoted to nothing else but female grooming products and cosmetics. Hair color, permanants, makeup, powder, eyeshadow, mascara, nail polish, eyeliner, lipstick, hair-removal kits, etc. I'm not including products that both men and women both use (hairpray and gel, lotion, soap, deoderant, etc). 3 aisles devoted just to the ladies. That's alot of shelf space!
Men don't even get one full aisle. We get one rinky-dink shelf near the motor oil and other automotive supplies, and our "male grooming" items consist mainly of razor blades, shaving cream, Vitalis, and shoe polish.
It's almost like an afterthought. "Oh, I guess the menfolk do need to shave. Hey, Shirley! Clear a space next to the Power Steering fluid!"
Men are just naturally beautiful. We don't need all that crap to look good.
My little boy is growing up so fast. *sniff*
We're still discussing whether or not to neuter him. My opinion is if it ain't broke, don't fix it. They say it makes dogs happier and healthier, and the husband suggested having him snipped, but I wouldn't want anyone neutering me -- no matter how healthy I would be afterwards.
Ah, screw it. I'll do it later.
The boy can sing, though.
OK, my mind has been wandering enough. It's time to post this, change from my jammies and slippers into real clothes and figure out what I want to do today.
What do I want to do today?