Buffalos Don't Have Wings
Kim was running around the restaurant the other day showing everyone the new "buffalo nickel" (actually it's a bison, not a buffalo, but whatever).
"You can see a penis on it!" she told everyone excitedly.
Now, I'm thinking maybe if you cover up a part of it with your thumb, or you look at it from the right angle or under the influence of certain hallucinogenic drugs, the entire animal itself looked like a penis.
Kind of like Joe Camel. Ever since someone pointed out that his face looked like a penis and scrotum, I just can't look at ol' Joe the same way anymore.
People are always finding things in money. Like how you can fold a one dollar bill so George Washington's head looks like a mushroom, or you can fold a twenty in such a way that the Twin Towers are on the one side and the Pentagon is on the other (Eerie!), or how you can fold a five dollar bill a certain way and see the Japanese attacking Pearl Harbor.
Anyway, I finally got to see it, and I was a little non-plussed.
That's what she got all excited about?
Clearly, this chick needs to get out of the house more.