Would You Be Caught Dead In This?
Straight from the new Undergear catalog, by International Male:
Guard BikiniPink? Turquoise?
You may be inspired to save lives wearing this bikini. Silver metallic "Guard" printed on seat in a special ink that won't crack when it stretches. Moderate back. Drawcord. Machine wash. Contoured Fit.* Nylon/Lycra®. USA. Pink, Turquoise, Lime, Yellow. S-M-L-XL.
IM usually has good stuff, but not in this case.