Joke of the Day
I heard this one the other day, so I thought I'd share it:
A salesman rings the doorbell and a little boy opens the door. The boy has a bottle of Jack Daniel's in one hand, a Playboy magazine in the other, and a lit cigarette is dangling from the corner of his mouth.
"Hello there, little boy," the salsesman says, "Are your parents home?"
The little boy says, "What the fuck do you think?"