The Gay Questionaire
I saw this questionaire on Addaboy's blog and thought I'd do it myself.
If you feel the urge, copy and paste the questions (with your answers, not mine) to your own blog or journal.
1. How old were you when you knew you were gay? Around 11 or 12, right when puberty started to kick in.
2. Have you ever had sex with the opposite sex? Yes, just a kind of a test to see if I was really gay or not. It was a disaster.
3. Who was the first person you came out to? My high school friend Renee.
4. Are you out to your family? Yes.
5. Do you want children? Once in a while when I see a cute baby I get a longing, but most of the time, no.
6. Do you have more gay friends or straight friends? More gay than straight.
7. Were you out in school? No.
8. Is your best friend the same sex as you? Yes.
9. If your best friend is the same sex, have you ever had sex with them? Yeah, once. We made better friends than lovers.
10. Have you ever done crystal meth? Tried it a few times. Didn't care for it much.
11. Have you ever been in a sling? Never.
12. Have you ever done a 3-way? More times than I could count.
13. Have you ever dressed in drag? Once. I make an tall skinny ugly woman. LoL!
14. Would you date a drag queen? I doubt it, but you never know.
15. Are you a top/bottom or truly versatile? Truly versitle. Truly.
16. Have you seen an uncircumcised penis? I've seen every kind.
17. Have you had sex with someone of a different ethnicity? Oh yeah.
18. Have you ever barebacked? Yes.
19. How many Cher CDs do you own? Probably about 7.
20. Name of your first love? Joey.
21. Do you still talk to them? No.
22. Does size matter? . Not in the least. Well he can't be too small, like an inch long or something ridiculous like that. is
23. Biggest turn on? Great smile, shapely forearms and calves, small waist.
24. Biggest turn off? Overweight.
25. Ever been harassed due to you orientation? . Yes. I doubt there's any out gay man that hasn't been at one point or another.
26. Worst gay stereotype that applies to you? See question 19. Also I love Showtunes.
27. Ever been to a pride rally? Every year.
28. Would you marry if you could? Yes, I think it's a basic human right.
29. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful? I've already been young and beautiful (snort!), so I guess I'd choose rich and smart.
30. Do you sculpt your eyebrows? Never.
31. Do you trim your body hair? I trim the bush, otherwise I don't have much body hair.
32. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day? Yeah.
33. Ever been to an orgy? A few times.
34. Have you dated your best friends ex? Nope.
35. Would you vote for Hillary Clinton if she ran for president? Depends on who she was running against. The lesser of two evils, and all that.
36. Do you want monogamy in your relationships? It's not a question of "want", it's a prerequisite.
37. Do you believe in true love? Yes. Most definitely.
38. Do you have any tattoos? None YET.
39. Do you have any piercings? Just my ears.
40. Would you date a smoker? I am a smoker, so yeah.
41. Do you get HIV tests every 6 months? More or less.
42. Do you know anyone who has died from HIV? Too many.
43. Do you know what Stonewall was? Duh!
44. Strangest place you have had sex? In the storage room at Taco Bell (after the store was closed). It's a interesting story, actually. I should tell that one some time.
45. Strangest place you've woken up? . Aside from Strange beds all over Baltimore City, I can't think of anything unusual.
46. Are your best years behind or in front of you? Both.
47. Favorite porn movie? .Brian's Boys
48. Are you in love now? .Yes.
49. Ever been in love with a straight guy? Not in love, but had a major crush.
50. Did you ever have sex with him? No.
51. Have you ever been to a nude beach? No, but I wouldn't rule it out.
52. Have you ever been to a bath house? Yes.
53. Ever had sex in public? Public public? No.
54. Have you ever been/stayed in a relationship for Money or Security, instead of Love and Friendship? No. That goes against everything I believe in.
55. Have you ever keyed someone's car? Never.
56. Have you ever fantasized killing someone not famous? Thought about it briefly? Sure. Fantasized? No.
57. Have you ever witnessed someone dying? Not the actual moment of death, no.
58. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Yeah, but I got over it.
59. Are you glad you're still here? Every day.